This is the complete idiot guide to losing an eye during airsoft game. If you think two eyes is more then enough, be sure to read it thoroughly.
- Get to the nearest airsoft meeting.
- During one of the breaks between skirmishes, remove your eye protection.
- Find an idiot.
- Give him an ASG (air soft gun) with loaded clip.
- Ask him to remove the clip.
- Ask him to point the muzzle somewhere.
- Make sure your eye is in line with the outer end of the barrel.
- Ask the guy to swith the safety to single or auto.
- Ask the guy to pull the trigger without checking hopup chamber for BB's presence.
If you obtain the result as shown on the following photo, you weren't lucky.
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And now seriously!
Do not try ANY OF ABOVE!
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Unbelievable!
If you don't mind I would like to link to this item on my blog - www.milgeek.co.uk please?
This is just the sort of stupidness we are warned about every time we attend our site.
Thanks for an excellent warning!
Sure, no problem. Unfortunatelly the photo is low quality, but I hope it'll be enough for your needs. :)
Bro, you are so lucky. That could have ended much worse. I'm happy you still have your eye in tact. Cheers.
That's not my eye, but you're right -- both of them are very lucky!
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